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Herbert Garrison

Gender Male - Seasons 1 to 8 and 13 to current* Female - Seasons 9 to 12*
Age 41
Hair Color grey
Occupation Teacher
Religion Roman Catholic, Temporary Atheist
Father Mr. Garrison Senior
Mother Mrs. Garrison Senior
Voiced by Trey Parker
First Appearance Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Last Appearance The Hobbit

Mr. Garrison aka Herbert Garrison aka Ethan Garrison (pen name) aka Miss Garrison aka Janet Garrison aka Mr. Garrison again. He is the boys' school teacher, having taught them in both 3rd grade and 4th grade (after the unfortunate death of Diane Choksondik). As you can tell from the multiple personas above, Garrison is pretty sexually confused. He denied being gay until he came out of the closet (Fourth Grade), then embraced it with the help of his gay assistant Mr. Slave (The Death Camp of Tolerance, 614)...only to then get a sex change operation (Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina), turn into a lesbian (D-Yikes!), and then get a sex change back to being a man (Eek, A Penis!). So yeah...

Ex-Boyfriend

Ex-GirlFriend

Life Lessons

  • "Remember: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.”
  • "A Haiku is just like a normal American poem, except it doesn’t rhyme and it’s totally stupid.”
  • "The Hare Krishnas are totally gay.”

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