Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

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Season	s17
Episode	e04
Written By	Trey Parker
Production Code	1704
Original Air Date	2013-10-23

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Story

Description

One of the Goth kids has been sent to a camp for troubled children. When she returns, her friends find her changed in a disturbing way. With their very existence threatened, the Goths have to do something drastic. They are forced to ask the Vamp kids for help.

Memorable Quotes

• "They have a horseshoe pit where you can challenge the other kids to horseshoes!" (Henrietta's Mom)

• "A goth believes that deep down the world is totally fucked up. But an EMO thinks that deep down THEY are totally fucked up." (Tall Goth)

• "Nooooo wayyyyyyyy…." (Tall Goth)

• "DEATH AND DESPAIR! DEATH AND DESPAIR! DEATH AND DESPAIR! DEATH AND DISP-" (Ringtone)

• "Pete... If they get me... If I get sent to that camp... And I come back emo.... Kill me. Promise that you'll kill me. (Little Goth)

• "This is the noon meeting of the Vamp Kids. I am Mike your Lord and Dark Master, per se." (Mike McKowski)

• "Okay hold up! HOLD UP! You mean that one of us might not REALLY be a vamp kid?" (Black Vamp Guy)

• "Ugh. You spit on me, Larry." (Hair Flip)

• "We call upon the Creator of all that is dark!  The godfather of death and despair!" (Mike McKowski)

• "Hey look man, all genres of gothic subcultures are derivatives of Poe's work! Mother fucker." (Black Vamp Guy)

• "Emos? Ewwwmygod…." (Night Pain)

• "Is that red dye in your hair or did a blood demon take a shit on your head, poser." (Night Pain)

• "You can't tell me what to do.  Who elected you the 'Mayor of me'?" (Night Pain)

• "I like to be called by my goth name... Night Pain." (Night Pain)

• "Thank God you're here. Emos are plants and they're invading human bodies!" (Tall Goth)

• "Leave me alone. I just want coffee." (Night Pain)

• "What's the point? Save some people so some other people can be lame. And then those lameos can be lamer to some other posers?" (Night Pain)

• "Tune in again next week, when we make a woman from Milwaukee think she's working at a haunted abortion clinic!" (Reality Show Host)

• "SHUT UP MOM!  LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CONFORMIST BAG OF DEMON JIZZ!" (Henrietta)

Characters

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Goth Kids

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Vampire Kids

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Season 17

e1 Let Go, Let Gov

e2 Informative Murder Porn

e3 World War Zimmerman

e4 Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

e5 Taming Strange

e6 Ginger Cow

e7 Black Friday

e8 A Song of Ass and Fire

e9 Titties and Dragons

e10 The Hobbit