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Latest revision as of 08:30, 21 June 2014
Tony Hayward
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 57 |
| Hair Color | Black |
| Occupation | President and CEO of DP |
| First Appearance | Coon 2: Hindsight |
About
The President and CEO of the BP (British Petroleum) - and later DP - oil company, Tony Hayward is always there with a good, erotic 'I'm sorry' campaign to win back public favor after yet another huge mistake by his company. When drilling in the Gulf of Mexico for oil - and creating a serious oil crisis - created issues, he authorized drilling on the moon, releasing the dark Lord C'thulhu. He has not been seen since his post-C'thuhlu "I'm sorry" campaign, and rumor has it he has resigned his post.
Memorable Quotes
- "We're sorry."
- "I'm deeply sorry."
Featured Episodes
- Coon 2: Hindsight (s14e11)
- Mysterion Rises (s14e12)