Stuart McCormick

Stuart McCormick

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Gender	Male
Age	42
Hair Color	Brown
Occupation	Unemployed
Religion	Roman Catholic
Father	Grandpa McCormick
Wife	Mrs. McCormick
Son	Kenny McCormick
Son	Kevin McCormick
Daughter	Karen McCormick
Voiced by	Matt Stone
First Appearance	Death

About

Stuart McCormick is Kenny's dad. He's an out of work alcoholic who frequently gets into domestic disputes with his wife. More often than not, he's the one who gets his ass beat.

We get our first peek at Kenny's family -- and see how poor they really are -- in Season 1's "Starvin' Marvin".

Stuart and Gerald (Kyle's dad) used to be best friends in high school, but have since lost that BFF status. But they all still hang out at the local bars.

In (The Stick Of Truth) he has a job which he say "Oh Shit I gotta get to work".

Memorable Quotes

• "Lord, on this day of thanks, we would like to extend our deepest gratitude for this incredible bounty of green beans you have bestowed upon us. And though for some reason you found it necessary to take our son from us, and though you for some reason find pleasure in watching us suffer, still, we give thanks. Amen." Starvin Marvin

• "We don't have a Nintendo. We got a ColecoVision hooked up to the black-and-white TV." Chicken Pox

• "Lord, we thank you for this staggering payload of frozen waffles you have bestowed upon us. And since we have been faithful to you, we know that you will send us some good fortune one of these days, even though you sure as hell seem to be taking your sweet time. Amen." Chicken Pox

• "When your UnElmplyed Weekends are meaningless" Chicken Pox

• "Kenny wasn't that your fat Racist Foul Mouthed Friend Eric Cartman." SpookyFish

• "Don't touch me! I've had my nuts broken, body poisoned, have been made love to in the ass by three dozen 40-year-old men—I just wanna go home and take a, a hot bath!" Cartman Joins NAMBLA

• "Awe Hell I can still drink" Cartman Joins Nambla

• "Well, seeing as though Kenny passed away, maybe we should name him ah,... Kenny. Cartman Joins NAMBLA

• "This has gotta be the 50th time this has happened" Cartman Joins Nambla

• "Uh boys don't you remember Kenny Died last December." A Ladder to Heaven

• "Sit down Ger Ger." South Park is Gay

• "YOURE A DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT!" The Poor Kid

• "I'm white trash and im in trouble." The Poor Kid

• "Our Wives are our lives , Mr.UPS man!" Insecurity

• "What the Hell is he wearing now!" Titties and Dragons

• "Oh Jesus it's begun." Handicar

• "It's a lot a natural..." The Magic Bush

Family

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Kenny McCormick

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Karen McCormick

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Kevin McCormick

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Mrs. McCormick

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Grandpa McCormick

Close Friends

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Gerald Broflovski

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Randy Marsh

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Jimbo Kern

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Thomas Tucker

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Skeeter

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Bartender

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Roger Donovan

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Steve Black

Featured Episodes

• Starvin Marvin (s01e09)
• Chickenlover (s02e04)
• Chickenpox (s02e10)
• Spooky Fish (s2e16)
• Red Badge Of Gayness (03e14)
• Cartman Joins NAMBLA (s04e06)
• Cripple Fight (s05e02)
• Kenny Dies (s05e13)
• Ladder To Heaven (s06e12)
• Christian Rock Hard (s07e09)
• Best Friends Forever (s09e04)
• More Crap (s11e07)
• Mysterion Rises (s14e12)
• Coon Vs. Coon & Friends (s14e13)
• The Poor Kid (s15e14)
• i Should Have Never have gone Ziplining (s16e08)
• Insecurity (s16e09)
• Informative Murder Porn (s17e02)
• Titties and Dragons (s17e09)
• HandiCar (s18e04)
• The Magic Bush (s18e05)
• Cock Magic (s18e08)

Bonus Factoids

• His name is sometimes spelled "Stewart" in the scripts.
• He says he has a Job in The Stick Of Truth