Mr. Mackey
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 48 |
| Hair Color | Black |
| Occupation | School Counselor |
| Religion | Roman Catholic |
| Voiced by | Trey Parker |
| First Appearance | Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo |
Mr. Mackey is South Park Elementary's school counselor. He's always trying to dispense helpful knowledge to the kids on a wide variety of topics -- ranging from sex education to therapy sessions. He briefly experimented with drugs, which are bad, in "Ike's Wee Wee". And he had a pretty hot and heavy relationship with Diane Choksondik in "Proper Condom Use". Mkay?
Life Lessons
- ” So just try and STAY POSITIVE, stay away from DRUGS AND ALCOHOL, and in the meantime, I’m going to put you on a HEAVY REGIMEN OF PROZAC.”
- ” “QUEEF” is a vaginal expulsion of gas, mkay.”
Memorable Quotes
- "M'kay."
- "Mmmm'kay."
- "M'KAY!"
- "Ummm…Drugs are bad M'kay." (Ike's Wee wee)
- "Don't be such a pussy M'kay." (Ike's Wee wee)
- "Jerry Bears dead, M'kay." (Ike's Wee wee)
- "For a women with a dead fetus on her head you aren't being very open minded." (Roger Ebert should lay off the Fatty Foods)
- "I want you, M'kay." (Proper Condom Use)
- " "Mr. Mackey is Gay." " (Erection Day)
- " BUTTERS, your dad threw you down a well?" (Informative Murder Porn)
- "Mmmm'kay?" (World War Zimmerman)
- "Intellilink is amazing!" (Taming Strange)
- "Hello, Jelly School?" (The Hobbit)
- "and I feel so FUCKIN' amazing!" (Gluten Free Ebola)
Ex-Lovers
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Diane Choksondik
Diane Choksondik
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Hippie Chick
Hippie Chick