Hillary Clinton
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 66 |
| Hair Color | Blonde |
| Occupation | Former U. S. Secretary of State |
| Aliases | Hilldog |
| Religion | Methodist |
| Husband | Bill Clinton |
| Daughter | Chelsea Clinton |
| Predecessor | Condoleezza Rice |
| Successor | John Kerry |
| Voiced by | Mona Marshall |
| First Appearance | The Snuke |
About
The former First Lady of the United States, later Senator from New York and U. S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton might just be the second most powerful female celebrity to step foot in South Park. Though there was once public outcry about the size of her ass and a public statement about her sexuality, South Park has come to love Mrs. Clinton, and her rally during the 2008 presidential election was largely successful until a snuke was placed in her snizz. She survived the attempt on her life thanks to the brave heroism of Eric Cartman... but later joined other her husband and other celebrities in suing the town for slander, keeping in contact with the celebrities' lawyers and expressing a desire to avoid violence.
She is once again a presidential candidate, but this time her main opponent is South Park's own Herbert Garrison and his running mate, Caitlyn Jenner.
Quotes
- "No. No, I will not be bullied by terrorist threats. Your men do a good job, Brian. I have faith that any thread will be taken care of accordingly." (The Snuke)
- "It is so nice to be back in a small town like the one I came from." (The Snuke)
- "Tom, what is up with this Muhammad thing, it doesn't make sense." (200)
Family
Hillary is married to former President Bill Clinton, who has had numerous affairs with other women over the years, including Monica Lewinsky and Liane Cartman. They have a daughter named Chelsea. They all have close relationships with their Secret Service Agents, who are practically family -- such as Brian, who bravely sacrificed himself to de-activate the snuke.
Bill Clinton
Secret Service Agents
Rivals
Although they later reconciled, Hillary Clinton's main opponent for the presidential nomination in 2008 was Barack Obama, who she once debated on stage. Eight years later as a candidate, she would debate Herbert Garrison and Caitlyn Jenner, who mostly made fun of her appearance. They're not the only ones -- Tom Pusslicker worried about her ass on-air multiple times.
Barack Obama
Caitlyn Jenner
Tom Pusslicker
Featured Episodes
- The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 (s04e02; mentioned)
- The Simpsons Already Did It (s06e07; news broadcast)
- The Snuke (s11e04)
- Britney's New Look (s12e02; cameo)
- Eat, Pray, Queef (s13e04; photograph)
- 200 (s14e05)
- 201 (s14e06)
- Sponsored Content (s19e08)
- Truth and Advertising (s19e09; referenced)