Hillary Rodham Clinton
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| Gender | Female |
| Age | 67 |
| Hair Color | Blonde |
| Occupation | Public Servant |
| Aliases | Hilldog |
| Religion | Methodist |
| Husband | Bill Clinton |
| Daughter | Chelsea Clinton |
| Predecessor (State) | Condoleezza Rice |
| Successor (State) | John Kerry |
| Voiced by | Mona Marshall |
| First Appearance | The Snuke |
About
The former First Lady of the United States, later Senator from New York and U. S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton might just be the second most powerful female celebrity to step foot in South Park. Long a target of ridicule for her appearance, the size of her ass, and a public statement about her sexuality, South Park has grown to be fond of Mrs. Clinton, and she held a successfully rally there during her 2008 presidential primary campaign... and became the target of a terrorist attack via a Snuke, a nuclear device placed delicately in her snizz.
She survived the attempt on her life thanks to the brave heroism of Eric Cartman... but later joined other her husband and other celebrities in suing the town for slander, keeping in contact with the celebrities' lawyers and expressing a desire to avoid violence that could harm their careers.
She mounted a second presidential campaign and visibly aged as her opponent turned out to be South Park's own Herbert Garrison, soon known as "Giant Douche", and his running mate, Caitlyn Jenner. Though initially excited to take her down, Garrison grew cold feet and threw support to boost his opponent, but Clinton continues to maintain he is a liar.
Quotes
- "No. No, I will not be bullied by terrorist threats. Your men do a good job, Brian. I have faith that any threat will be taken care of accordingly." (The Snuke)
- "It is so nice to be back in a small town like the one I came from." (The Snuke)
- "Tom, what is up with this Muhammad thing, it doesn't make sense!" (200)
- "My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted." (The Damned)
Family
Hillary is married to former President Bill Clinton, who has had numerous affairs with other women over the years, including Monica Lewinsky and Liane Cartman. They have a daughter named Chelsea. They all have close relationships with their Secret Service Agents, who are practically family -- such as Brian, who bravely sacrificed himself to de-activate the snuke.
Bill Clinton
Secret Service Agents
Close Friends
Rivals
Although they later reconciled, Hillary Clinton's main opponent for the presidential nomination in 2008 was Barack Obama, who she once debated on stage. Veteran news anchor Tom Pusslicker worried about her ass on-air multiple times.
As a candidate on the campaign trail, however, she would debate against Herbert Garrison and Caitlyn Jenner, who mostly made fun of her appearance... until he realized he didn't want the job anyway.
Barack Obama
Herbert Garrison
Caitlyn Jenner
Tom Pusslicker
Featured Episodes
- The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 (s04e02; mentioned)
- The Simpsons Already Did It (s06e07; news broadcast)
- The Snuke (s11e04; official debut)
- Britney's New Look (s12e02; cameo)
- Eat, Pray, Queef (s13e04; photograph)
- 200 (s14e05)
- 201 (s14e06)
- Sponsored Content (s19e08)
- Truth and Advertising (s19e09; referenced)
- Member Berries (s20e01; re-design)
- The Damned (s20e03)
- Douche and a Danish (s20e05)
- Fort Collins (s20e06)
Trivia
- In all but one of her appearances, Hillary Clinton's voice is provided by veteran South Park voice actress Mona Marshall, who also voices Sheila Broflovski, Linda Stotch, and Red.
- In "Sponsored Content", her voice was provided by the same actress who has voiced Nathan's Mom, Mrs. Nelson and Laura Tucker.
- Due to their long careers in politics, Bill and Hillary Clinton are among the most parodied celebrities on South Park, with almost twenty combined references.