Mysterion
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 10 |
| Hair Color | Blond |
| Occupation | Superhero |
| Aliases | Kenny McCormick, Guardian Angel |
| Voiced by | Matt Stone |
| First Appearance | The Coon |
| Last Appearance | The Poor Kid |
About
As violence and darkness take over the streets, this unknown child works to rid the streets of crime. He is the symbol this town needs. Although his identity remained a mystery for a long time, he was finally to be... Kenny.
He was first sighted the same week the Coon made his debut, and sparred with him and Professor Chaos before being arrested as a vigilante. He later joined Coon and Friends and helped with the Gulf Oil Spill crisis with Captain Hindsight and Mint-Berry Crunch.
In some times of distress, he comforts his sister under the guise of his alter-ego.
Memorable Quotes
"I'm an angel keeping watch over the city at night. As violence and darkness take over the streets I work to rid this city of crime. I'm the symbol this town needs." Episode:The Coon
"I am Mysterion." Episode:The Coon
"I assume you must be Cartman, because you're fat." Episode:The Coon
"Kyle hates Eric Cartman. Are you saying you're Eric Cartman?" Episode:The Coon
"I can't die. I've experienced death countless times. Sometimes I see a bright light, sometimes I see heaven or hell. But eventually no matter what I wake up in my bed wearing my same old clothes. And the worst part? No body even remembers me dying. I go to to school the next day and everyone's all "Oh hey, Kenny.". Even if they've seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. So you want to whine about curses, Hindsight? You're talking to the wrong fucking cowboy." Episode: Mysterion Rises
Featured Episodes
- The Coon (debut)
- Coon 2: Hindsight
- Mysterion Rises
- Coon vs. Coon and Friends
- The Poor Kid
- Tenorman's Revenge
- South Park: The Stick of Truth (costume cameo)
Video Games
South Park: Tenorman's Revenge
Mysterion is a playable characters in the XBLA game, South Park: Tenorman's Revenge, if one is playing as Kenny.
- Special Attack - can 'die' and then continue moving past obstacles that would normally kill other characters.
South Park: The Stick of Truth
Mysterion's costume can be found in Kenny's closet, unused. He was originally going to be one of his special moves in the game but was cut for unknown reasons.