Woodland Critters

Woodland Critters

Gender Various
Religion Satanism
Voiced by Trey Parker
Matt Stone
First Appearance Woodland Critter Christmas
Last Appearance Imaginationland Episode III

About

The most evil and feared creatures in all of Imaginationland, the Woodland Critters were first created by Eric Cartman as part of a Christmas story for school. These adorable woodland critters love helping people, playing with children, and of course, worshiping Satan. Other favorite pastimes including blood orgies, raping the innocent, and carrying the anti-Christ to term inside small Jewish children.

Though they are believed to be fictional, there have been sightings in the woods of South Park as well...

Memorable Quotes

  • "Hail Satan!"

Featured Episodes

Video Games

South Park: Let's Go Tower Defense Play!

The Critters are one of the speedier but more rarely seen villains, mostly represented by Foxxy and Racooney.

South Park: The Stick of Truth

Though they originally had a larger role in the game, the Critters can be found by following directions in the Lost Woods provided by a "map" in Stan's room. If the player accepts Satan as their lord, all twelve will add them on Facebook.