A Douche
| First Appearance | The Biggest Douche in the Universe |
| Last Appearance | Douche and Turd |
About
An alien resembling a literal giant douche was nominated for the Biggest Douche in the Universe award the same year as John Edward but lost the award. When South Park Elementary went searching for a new mascot, a Giant Douche was invented and later nominated by Kyle Broflovski and a mascot later appeared at a school debate. It is currently unknown if it was a human in a costume or an alien Douche.
Douches are generally seen as pretentious at times but somewhat polite, if inflated by their own ego.