Phillip
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 53 |
| Hair Color | Blond |
| Occupation | Actor, comedian |
| Wife | Katherine |
| Voiced by | Trey Parker |
| First Appearance | Death |
| Last Appearance | Royal Pudding |
Aboot
The blond-haired best friend of Terrance, from the fart-loving comedy duo Terrance and Phillip. He was born Phillip Niles Argyle, a brash young baby from Montreal and has since gone on to be one of Canada's biggest stars. The comedy duo briefly broke up prior to "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" but have since patched things up. Both of them live together in Canada, love Kraft dinner, and recently got hitched to The Queef Sisters. At the ceremony, Phillip and Katherine where happily pronounced farts and queefs.
Memorable Quotes
- "So in summation, find Terrance innocent. Or else he'll kill you. Just kidding." (Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus)
- "Last words? Let's see. How's aboot, "Get me the fuck out of this chair!" How's that for last words?" (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
- "Can you tell me how to get to the auto garage without farting?" (Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow)
- "Yon fart doth smell of elderberry sweet."(Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow)
- "You had no idea what you were doing and now you're trying to make it look like you won so that we won't set you adrift!" (Canada on Strike)
Featured Episodes
- Death (s01e06)
- Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus (s02e01)
- Cow Doys (s02e13; as toys)
- South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
- Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow (s05e05)
- The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer (s06e04)
- I'm a Little Bit Country (s07e01; cameo)
- The Return of Chef (s10e01; cameo)
- Cartoon Wars Part II (s10e04)
- Canada on Strike (s12e04)
- Eat, Pray, Queef (s13e04)
- Creme Fraiche (s14e04; cameo)
- Royal Pudding (s15e03; cameo)
- Crack Baby Athletic Association (s15e05)
Video Games
South Park: The Stick of Truth
Terrance and Phillip appear as monks in Canada and after the player impresses them with their miraculous farting abilities, they teach the player the powerful fart known as the Nagasaki - and add them as friends on Facebook.