Barack Obama

Barack Obama

Gender Male
Age 52
Hair Color Black
Occupation President of the United States; Jewel Thief (formerly)
Aliases B
Religion Christian
Wife Michelle Obama
First Appearance Britney's New Look
Last Appearance Obama Wins!

About

After ten long years planning the ultimate heist with John McCain, Obama's finally pulled off 'the big one' and is give up on being a world-class thief - and try his hand at being President. He received a quick boost when Kyle Broflovski saved the economy of South Park and indirectly, much of the United States, and the credit went to him, but it didn't last. Despite almost universal disappointment with his policies (in South Park, anyway) - he managed to buy his way into a second term with help from General Tsao and Eric Cartman. In his free time, he helps battle the Wizard Aliens that cause sex addiction inside men, watches Tyler Perry movies with his family, attends Congress, and sometimes even helps other celebrities sue the town of South Park.

Memorable Quotes

  • "Boom Baby!" (About Last Night...)
  • "I decided to hang it up, maybe give this President thing a shot." (About Last Night...)
  • "You mean boys will start working towards being rich and successful just so they can one day have sex with lots of women??" (Sexual Healing)
  • "We have a turd in the punch bowl." (Sexual Healing)
  • "I'm going to spend my final monents on this Earth with my loved ones... watching a Tyler Perry movie. I know, it's embarrassing. But I simply can't help myself." (Funnybot)
  • "Okay, you want me to come in again, we can start over, what the fuck is this?!" (Obama Wins!)

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