Jimmy Valmer
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 10 |
| Hair Color | Brown |
| Occupation | Student |
| Grade | 4th Grade |
| Religion | Protestant |
| Father | Ryan Valmer |
| Mother | Sarah Valmer |
| Voiced by | Trey Parker |
| First Appearance | Cripple Fight |
About
Jimmy is a fellow classmate of the boys, originally introduced to us when the boys were in Boy Scouts. He is "Handi-Capable" and enjoys using his disabilities as an advantage during his stand-up comedy routines.
The boys usually come to him for jokes and advice, as he tends to have a super positive outlook on life. He briefly took steroids to train for the Special Olympics, and was also a part of the comedy team that made the "fishsticks" joke....aka the greatest joke of all time.