Jimmy Valmer
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 10 |
| Hair Color | Brown |
| Occupation | Student |
| Grade | 4th Grade |
| Religion | Protestant |
| Father | Ryan Valmer |
| Mother | Sarah Valmer |
| Voiced by | Trey Parker |
| First Appearance | Cripple Fight |
About
Jimmy is a fellow classmate of the boys, originally introduced to us when the boys were in Boy Scouts. He is "Handi-Capable" and enjoys using his disabilities as an advantage during his stand-up comedy routines.
The boys usually come to him for jokes and advice, as he tends to have a super positive outlook on life. He briefly took steroids to train for the Special Olympics, and was also a part of the comedy team that made the "fishsticks" joke....aka the greatest joke of all time.
Memorable Quotes
- "Wow, what a great audience."
- "What a terrific audience."
- "My mom says God had a plan for everyone, I guess I was plan b." (Cripple Fight)
- "If you work at it, maybe you could be as handiCAPABLE as me, huh?" (Cripple Fight)
- "YOU SHALL NOT P-Puh... You shall not Paaaaa - Paaaaa..." ([[]])
- "Look, my gang, which I can't talk about because it's super secret, is the most important thing to me now." (Krazy Kripples)
- "I mean, come on." (Krazy Kripples)
- "Stan says you're a cont- you're a cont... Stan says you're a cont cont cont-" (Raisins)
- "W-w-what's the matter, fellas? Are you n-n-n-injas or p-pussies?" (Good Times With Weapons)
- "Yeah... nice pecks... sweet biceps..." (Up The Down Steroid)
- "But where am I going to find a lady to stick my penis in? The talent show is THIS FRIDAY!" (Erection Day)
- "The Italian meatballs are F-f-f-fantasic." (Tonsil Trouble)
- "Can I get a what-what?" (Funnybot)
- "Wo-wo-wo-wope em Gangnam Style." (A Nightmare on Face Time)
- "Yeah I wouldn't mind t-t-tappin that ass." (The Hobbit)
Family
Close Friends
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Kyle Broflovski
Kyle Broflovski
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Eric Cartman
Eric Cartman
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Kenny McCormick
Kenny McCormick
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Butters Stotch
Butters Stotch
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Wendy Testaburger
Wendy Testaburger
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Craig Tucker
Craig Tucker
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Clyde Donovan
Clyde Donovan
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Bebe Stevens
Bebe Stevens
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Scott Malkinson
Scott Malkinson
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Kevin Stoley
Kevin Stoley
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Bradley Biggle
Bradley Biggle
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Dog Poo Petuski
Dog Poo Petuski
Featured Episodes
- Cripple Fight (s05e0)
- Professor Chaos (s0e0)
- The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (s0e0)
- Red Sleigh Down (s0e0)
- Krazy Kripples (s0e0)
- Raisins (s0e0)
- Good Times With Weapons (s0e0)
- Up The Down Steroid (s0e0)
- Erection Day (s0e0)
- Tonsil Trouble (s0e0)
- Fishsticks (s0e0)
- Poor And Stupid (s0e0)
- Funnybot (s0e0)
- A Nightmare on Face Time (s0e0)
- Black Friday (s0e0)