Steven
| Gender | Male |
| Hair Color | Blonde |
| Occupation | News anchor |
| Aliases | Chris Swollenballs |
| Voiced by | Trey Parker |
| First Appearance | Night of the Living Homeless |
| Last Appearance | Pandemic |
About
Steven was one of South Park's most popular news anchors, hosting the Evening News during many of the town's difficult times. He reported on the rise in the homeless population, as well as on the record-breaking crap by Randy Marsh, and of course, the Imaginationland bombing. He also broke the news on the cure for AIDS and joined fellow reporters Niles Lawsen, Tom Thompson, Ron Zappolo and more in covering Britney Spears' decline. He died at the hands of the Guinea Pigs when they found the news station, and was replaced by longtime reporter Tom Thompson.
Featured Episodes
- Night of the Living Homeless (s11e07)
- More Crap (s11e09)
- Imaginationland, Episode II (s11e11)
- Tonsil Trouble (s12e01)
- Britney's New Look (s12e02)
- Pandemic (s12e10; death)
Fun Facts
- He was South Park's second major news anchor after Tom Pusslicker in the first ten seasons; he was replaced after his death by Tom Thompson
- He bares a close resemblance to SNN anchor Chris Holt.