The Cissy

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Season	s18
Episode	e03
Written By	Trey Parker
Production Code	1803
Original Air Date	2014-10-08

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Story

Broadcast Description

Randy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile, Cartman calls Stan a sissy.

Synopsis

Stan is searching for answers about how a person who he’s always known to be one thing could suddenly identify with another. In the meantime, the pressure of holding on to a giant secret is starting to get to Randy.

Memorable Quotes

"Oh no. NO NO NO. I can not go another lunch break without my toilet time!" - Eric Cartman
"Alright, that does it! I'm SICK of this shit and I am NOT taking it ANY LONGER! YOU ALL PUSHED ME TO THIS!!” - Eric Cartman
"Yeah yeah - Feelin' goood on a Wednesday... Sparklin... THOUGHTS... Gimme the hope to go onnnn..." Lorde
"It's ok, Red, I can take a shit here I'm a dumb chick too!" Eric Cartman
"Because I'm transginger. I looked it up that means I can use the girl's shitter." Eric Cartman
"Lorde is an incredibly talented and down to earth young lady. It would be a shame if someone was... having fun at her expense..." Brandon Carlile
"Help me unload the car... Help me unload the car... Yeah yeah yeah... unload unload... yeah yeah yeah." Randy Marsh aka Lorde
"Lorde Lorde Lorde. Lorde Lorde Lorde. I am Lorde... I am Lorde. I am Lorde. Lorde Lorde Lorde-" Randy Marsh aka Lorde
"We're all alone now, toilet, nobody can hear you scream." Eric Cartman
"Yes... Yes, Stan. I AM Lorde." Randy Marsh
Alright, I need to tell you something, Wendy. ...I'm transginger. Eric Cartman
"Actually- It's more like a royal flush." Mr. Garrison
"You guys are so Cisginger! Sorry I'm different, but you can just suck my clit AND my balls." Erica Cartman
""Wrong. She's a forty-five year old man, living in Colorado." Record Company Boss
Help me unload the car... Ya ya ya... unload unload... Ya ya yaaa.Randy Marsh
"Yeah... You're gonna open wide. You're gonna take your punishment!" Eric Cartman
"The record company messed it all up It was SUPPOSED to go Hunger Games ya ya ya! Ya ya ya Hunger Games!"Lorde