John Elway
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 53 |
| Hair Color | Blonde |
| Occupation | Football Player (formerly) |
| First Appearance | Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut |
| Last Appearance | Butters' Very Own Episode |
About
One of the most well-known and admired names in Football history, John Elway was the Denver Broncos' quarterback from 1984 to 1999, including as a member of the legendary 1989 Denver Broncos, alongside right tackle Jack Tenorman. The boys, especially Stan Marsh worship him, and his statue in the park emerges a god-like figure known as "The Provider" when the parents leave town for a few days. The only boy who's met him for sure is Butters Stotch, although at one point in one of Stan's dreams, he appeared as Eric Cartman's REAL father.
Featured Episodes
- Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (s01e10)
- Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (s01e13)
- Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut (s02e02)
- City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) (s02e07)
- The Wacky Molestation Adventure (s04e16; statue)
- Butters' Very Own Episode (s05e14; photograph)
- All About Mormons (s07e12; mentioned)
- It's Christmas in Canada (s07e15; as toy)