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|Title= Sons A Witches
At the annual Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in South Park.
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|Title= Douche and a Danish
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South Park's most reliable news reporter, Midget-in-a-Bikini is always there for the biggest and craziest stories that the other
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...le news network SNN, as hosted by reporter/anchor [[Chris Holt]], and made a number of comparisons between various items and his penis coming into conta
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...fart, followed by a long metal stalk with a giant mechanical eye. It takes a quick look around before retreating back inside its host.
...n route Cartman gets zapped by a mysterious ray that causes him to perform a 1930s ditty called "I Love to Singa." Shortly thereafter Cartman abandons t
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When Cartman's environmental essay wins a national contest, America's sweetheart Kathie Lee Gifford comes to South Pa
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...nd blowing animals to smithereens is threatened by an erupting volcano and a mysterious creature.
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...ed [[Sparky]], who turns out to be gay. Frustrated, he wishes out loud for a butch pet. Sparky overhears and runs away.
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...e it's too big. The boys find Dr. Mephesto to try and genetically engineer a smaller elephant.
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A mishap at the morgue transforms the residents of South Park into brain-eati
...s contaminated with Worcestershire sauce. This causes him to reanimate, as a flesh-eating zombie. He escapes, mauls the mortician and his assistant, and
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...n of Satan. During lunch he turns Kenny into a duckbilled platypus, causes a windstorm in the lunchroom and demands to speak with Jesus.
...her children by first torturing and then murdering (but not really) Pip in a highly inventive way.
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...thiopian kid that was accidentally delivered to Cartman's House instead of a Taiko sports watch. But the boys quickly made friends with their little "Et
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...was all part of a scheme to help Barbrady learn to read. He then gives him a copy of Ayn Rand's 1957 novel <i>Atlas Shrugged</i>. How molesting the chic
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...inds up on drugs, which turn out to be kind of enjoyable. He hooks up with a hippie chick and they decide to get married and honeymoon in India.
...aces him with a life-sized doll. A dog runs off with it, then is struck by a truck, which explodes. At Ike's "funeral" it's revealed that he was adopted
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South Park citizens declare a "Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week" to help the school nurse. The scho
...e. Kyle is sent to see Nurse Gollum, who (he is horrified to discover) has a dead conjoined fetus on the side of her head. Apparently she suffers from s
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...[[Jimbo Kern]] and [[Ned Gerblansky]] about their Vietnam experiences for a class project. Unfortunately the men are less than truthful, stating Americ
...esus' producer fights back by changing his program's format into something a bit more <i>Jerry Springer</i>-esque.
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...the South Park Elementary school bus teetering precariously on the edge of a cliff. To cope, the boys reminisce the good old days.
...f, she goes for help while telling the children that if they try to leave, a monster will eat them. To fight the boredom, they start having flashbacks
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The entire town is gearing up for the annual 4th of July celebration when a ban on fireworks is imposed. They attempt to create something better.
...n't burn out until November of the next year. In the meantime it will make a huge trail of ash that destroys everything it touches.
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...ite a report about one independent film, while Chef makes money by selling a special confection called Chocolate Salty Balls.
...tan, Cartman and Kenny join him on a trip into the sewers, where they find a very ill Mr. Hankey. It seems that the influx of out-of-towners with strang
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A chickenpox epidemic sweeps through South Park, infecting Kenny and Stan's s
...uart. The two men go away together on a fishing trip set up by Sheila, but a fistfight soon erupts. It is revealed Stuart is jealous of Gerald's inherit
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...lanetarium a boring place to learn about the solar system, or the scene of a diabolical plot to control the minds of South Park's citizens?
...Tristan Adams when he uses a powerful machine to scramble the stars during a light show. After they watch the show the kids develop an overwhelming des
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