Brian Boitano
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 50 |
| Hair Color | Black |
| Occupation | Olympic Ice Skater |
| First Appearance | The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Santa) |
| Last Appearance | 201 |
About[edit]
A legendary, mythological figure renowned by people the world over, many a fourth graders has asked themselves what would Brian Boitano do? The man who fought off Kublai Khan, the evil Robot King, and Grizzly Bears's favorite thing, surprisingly enough, is figure skating, for which he participated in the Olympics. Some say that's all Brian Boitano can or would do, but true believers know that his adventures around the world will never truly end.
Featured Episodes[edit]
- The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Santa
- Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (s01e04)
- South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
- A Very Crappy Christmas (s04e17; cameo)
- 200 (s14e05; cameo)
- 201 (s14e06; cameo)
Fun Facts[edit]
- The real Brian Boitano has skated to What Would Brian Boitano Do?, hosted a cooking show called What Would Brian Boitano Make? as well as authored the foreward to the South Park: Guide to Life book.
- He is the first celebrity known to appear on South Park.