David Blaine
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 41 |
| Hair Color | Black |
| Occupation | Magician; prophet |
| Religion | Blainetology (founder) |
| Voiced by | Trey Parker |
| First Appearance | Super Best Friends |
About[edit]
A popular street magician and an arrogant prophet, there are those who believe Blaine's magic tricks are miracles - known as "Blainetologists" - trapped in a constant struggle for tax-exempt status. Blaine himself believes himself to be a God, well above the other religious prophets, and makes his followers kill themselves in a bid to force The President to grant tax-exempt status. He escapes from the Super Best Friends, but later joins The Legion of Doom, and Tom Cruise and the other celebrities suing the town.
Memorable Quotes[edit]
- "The old religions have failed you! Twah. What have they offered except for war, poverty, and sadness? Blaintology offers you the key to living your life to the fullest! Will you join us?" (Super Best Friends)
Featured Episodes[edit]
- Super Best Friends (s05e04)
- Krazy Kripples (s07e02; cameo)
- 200 (s14e05; cameo)
- 201 (s14e06; cameo)