Mr. Gueermo
| Gender | Male |
| Hair Color | Brown |
| Occupation | Singing in the Men's Choir Club |
| Wife | Mrs. Gueermo |
| Son | Bridon Gueermo |
| Voiced by | Trey Parker |
| First Appearance | Elementary School Musical |
Bridon's Dad and a huge fan of theater. He loves to sing, dance, and prance around in his undies, as well as slap anyone that disagrees with him. Mr. Gueermo is a complete ironic approach to the typical 'strict dad'. Most Strict dads would push their child into what society depicts as a manly sport, but the irony is proven when Mr. Gueermo forces Bridon into singing and dancing.