| Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
|---|---|---|---|
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s09e01_480.jpg | Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina | ||
| As Mr. garrison enjoys his new womanly attributes after his sex change, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. | Mar 9, 2005 | 126 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s09e02_480.jpg | Die Hippie, Die | ||
| When hippie drum circles start popping up in people's attics and backyards the citizens of South Park have no choice but to turn to Eric Cartman for help. | Mar 16, 2005 | 127 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s09e03_480.jpg | Wing | ||
| The boys set up a talent agency and pool all their resources and impress their first client only to have another agency steal him away. | Mar 23, 2005 | 128 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s09e04_480.jpg | Best Friends Forever | ||
| When Kenny meets with an unfortunate accident, Cartman lobbies to let Kenny die so he can can get what Kenny left to him in Kenny's will. | Mar 30, 2005 | 129 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s09e05_480.jpg | The Losing Edge | ||
| The kids desperately want an end to the boring baseball season. The problem is, they keep winning. | Apr 6, 2005 | 130 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s09e06_480.jpg | The Death of Eric Cartman | ||
| Cartman is sure he's dead and Butters is sure that Eric Cartman's ghost is haunting him. Together they attempt to make amends to all the people Cartman has wronged over the years. | Apr 13, 2005 | 131 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s09e07_480.jpg | Erection Day | ||
| The South Park Elementary School Talent Show is coming up and Jimmy can't wait to perform his comedy routine, but first he must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones. | Apr 20, 2005 | 132 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s09e08_480.jpg | Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow | ||
| A Global Warming State is Emergency is declared in South Park as the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. | Oct 19, 2005 | 133 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s09e09_480.jpg | Marjorine | ||
| Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate a slumber party, in order to retrieve a future telling device Cartman is convinced the girls have. | Oct 26, 2005 | 134 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s09e10_480.jpg | Follow That Egg | ||
| In an effort to thwart her ex-lovers plans to get married, Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage. | Nov 2, 2005 | 135 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s09e11_480.jpg | Ginger Kids | ||
| After the sudden on-set of the disease Gingervitis, Cartman rallies all other ginger kids to rise up and assume their role as the master race. | Nov 9, 2005 | 136 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s09e12_480.jpg | Trapped in the Closet | ||
| Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out, after Stan criticizes his "talent." | Nov 16, 2005 | 137 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s09e13_480.jpg | Free Willzyx | ||
| The boys try to rescue their new friend Willzyx, a talking space whale, from the Denver Sea Park and with the help of MASA (Mexican Aeronautica y Spacia Administracion) get him home to the moon for $200. | Nov 30, 2005 | 138 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s09e14_480.jpg | Bloody Mary | ||
| Stan is embarrassed when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. Randy believes that only one thing can save him from his "disease," a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary in the next town. | Dec 7, 2005 | 139 | |
