| Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
|---|---|---|---|
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s16e01_480.jpg | Reverse Cowgirl | ||
| When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs. | Mar 14, 2012 | 224 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s16e02_480.jpg | Cash For Gold | ||
| Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel. | Mar 21, 2012 | 225 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s16e03_480.jpg | Faith Hilling | ||
| The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace. | Mar 28, 2012 | 226 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s16e04_480.jpg | Jewpacabra | ||
| The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods. | Apr 4, 2012 | 227 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s16e05_480.jpg | Butterballs | ||
| Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully. | Apr 11, 2012 | 228 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s16e06_480.jpg | I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining | ||
| The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival. | Apr 18, 2012 | 229 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s16e07_480.jpg | Cartman Finds Love | ||
| The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels. | Apr 25, 2012 | 230 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s16e08_480.jpg | Sarcastaball | ||
| South Park Elementary takes steps to address football’s concussion crisis. | Sep 26, 2012 | 231 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s16e09_480.jpg | Raising the Bar | ||
| Cartman finally admits he’s fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter. | Oct 3, 2012 | 232 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s16e10_480.jpg | Insecurity | ||
| Cartman signs up for a home security system. | Oct 10, 2012 | 233 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s16e11_480.jpg | Going Native | ||
| It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors. | Oct 17, 2012 | 234 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s16e12_480.jpg | A Nightmare on Face Time | ||
| Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends. | Oct 24, 2012 | 235 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s16e13_480.jpg | A Scause for Applause | ||
| A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith in a beloved icon. Everyone who once supported the fallen hero, is now cutting off their symbolic yellow wristbands. | Oct 31, 2012 | 236 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s16e14_480.jpg | Obama Wins! | ||
| Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election. | Nov 7, 2012 | 237 | |
