South Park

Christian Rock Hard

Season 7 E 9 • 29.10.2003

When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, he pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus.

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S6 • E16
South Park
My Future Self n' Me

When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become.
04.12.2002
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22:01

S6 • E17
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Red Sleigh Down

Cartman has to score one big "nice" to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. He recruits Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus in a desperate attempt to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.
11.12.2002
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21:58

S7 • E1
South Park
Cancelled

Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that planet Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled.
19.03.2003
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22:00

S7 • E2
South Park
Krazy Kripples

Jimmy and Timmy pull together a group of people like themselves and call their new club the "Crips."
26.03.2003
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S7 • E3
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Toilet Paper

Cartman convinces the boys to "toilet paper" their teacher's house, but Kyle is overwhelmed with guilt.
02.04.2003
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S7 • E4
South Park
I'm a Little Bit Country

The boys join some anti-war protesters because it's a free pass out of school for the day.
09.04.2003
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S7 • E5
South Park
Fat Butt and Pancake Head

One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.
16.04.2003
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S7 • E6
South Park
Lil' Crime Stoppers

After they return a missing doll to a little girl, the police department recognizes the boys' efforts and officially names them "junior deputies."
23.04.2003
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21:59

S7 • E7
South Park
Red Man's Greed

The citizens of South Park are being forced off their land to make way for a new super highway after owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino acquire the town.
30.04.2003
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21:59

S7 • E8
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South Park Is Gay

The town of South Park celebrates the new, hip metro-sexual craze.
22.10.2003
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S7 • E9
South Park
Christian Rock Hard

When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, he pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus.
29.10.2003
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21:59

S7 • E10
South Park
Grey Dawn

With South Park's senior citizens behind the wheel, more than a few farmer's markets have been mowed down. Unwilling to surrender their driver's licenses, the elderly fight back.
05.11.2003
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21:59

S7 • E11
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Casa Bonita

Kyle chooses Stan, Kenny and Butters to celebrate his birthday at Casa Bonita. When Cartman finds out he's not invited, he arranges for Butters to conveniently go "missing."
12.11.2003
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S7 • E12
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All About Mormons

A Mormon kid moves to South Park and it's up to Stan to kick his ass. But when Stan and his dad meet their new Mormon neighbors, they become fascinated with how genuinely nice they are.
19.11.2003
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S7 • E13
South Park
Butt Out

After singing and dancing representatives from an anti-smoking campaign rap about the dangers of smoking, the kids at South Park Elementary realize how cool it really is and take up the habit.
03.12.2003
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S7 • E14
South Park
Raisins

After Wendy breaks up with Stan the boys take him to "Raisins," a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls.
10.12.2003
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S7 • E15
South Park
It's Christmas in Canada

The town decides to cancel Christmas and take up a collection when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back.
17.12.2003
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21:59

S8 • E1
South Park
Good Times With Weapons

The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they trick a vendor and buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market.
17.03.2004
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S8 • E2
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Up the Down Steroid

Jimmy is in training for the upcoming Special Olympics and he's determined to win at any cost.
24.03.2004
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S8 • E3
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The Passion of the Jew

Kyle finally sees the blockbuster movie "The Passion of the Christ" and admits that Cartman has been right about the Jewish people all along.
31.03.2004
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S8 • E4
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You Got F'd in the A

Stan just got served, and now it's up to him to put together a team of South Park's best dancers to compete against a troupe from Orange County.
07.04.2004