South Park

Scissor Me Timbers

Season 11 E 6 • 11.04.2007

Garrison switches teams yet again.

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01:06

The Forbidden Zone
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The vice president takes Travis hostage, attempting to end Travis' fantasy of finding another world.
22.03.2007
00:48

A Sock and a Bar of Soap
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Cartman shows up at Clyde's door armed with a sock and a bar of soap. Kenny's been found out, and it's time for him to pay.
22.03.2007
01:27

Sock Bath
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The boys gather in the park to punish Kenny for having head lice, admitting they all had it too.
22.03.2007
01:39

Pubic Lice Promise Land
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Travis is saved by a fly that transports him to Angelina Jolie's pubic hair.
22.03.2007
01:57

School Evacuated
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The school is evacuated and Cartman tries to get in contact with the president.
29.03.2007
01:14

Snuke Found
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The CIA has reason to believe that terrorists may have snuck a snuke up Hillary Clinton's snizz.
29.03.2007
01:29

Power Outage
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A power outage ruins the Russians' plan to detonate the snuke.
29.03.2007
03:01

Rabbit Stew
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The Head of the Catholic League orders Jesus to be killed after Jesus confirms St. Peter was a rabbit.
04.04.2007
02:30

Peter Rabbit
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Stan and Kyle seek answers from Professor Teabag, an expert on the history of the church. He tells the boy that St.. Peter was a rabbit who Christ put in charge of his church.
04.04.2007
01:46

PEEPS!
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Stan and Kyle's meeting with Professor Teabag is interrupted by ninjas. Stan and Kyle escape the house just before a detonation of Peeps.
04.04.2007
02:02

Scissor Me Timbers
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After going to Les Bos with her new friend Allison, Garrison learns the finer points of scissoring.
11.04.2007
02:37

Take a Stand
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The Persians try to make peace with the Les Bos regulars. Garrison doesn't accept and decides it's time to take a stand.
11.04.2007
01:05

Weekend Homework
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Garrison takes her frustration with men out on the class by assigning an essay on "The Old Man and the Sea."
11.04.2007
01:39

Writing Eses
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The boys try to get their essays from the day laborers, but instead of writing essays, they wrote letters to their "eses."
11.04.2007
01:48

The Battle
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The Persians show up to redecorate the bar, a battle ensues when the lesbians refuse to let them in.
11.04.2007
00:51

Rauf Xerxes
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The Persian boss, Rauf Xerxes, shows up and decides that he will deal with the lesbians himself.
11.04.2007
01:47

Coffee and Secrets
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The Mexicans return with information.
11.04.2007
01:02

We Need Ideas, People!
South ParkS11 E7

The mayor calls a meeting of the town council. A leading homeless advisor warns them of the danger they are in.
18.04.2007
01:58

Town's Overrun with the Homeless
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The homeless have become a threat to the citizens of South Park. The boys try to find a solution.
19.04.2007
03:52

Evergreen: Homeless Free
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The boys learn that Evergreen has been diverting its homeless to South Park.
19.04.2007
01:15

Cartman Jumps the Homeless
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The park is full of homeless people which gives Cartman the perfect idea.
19.04.2007