South Park

What Would Jesus Do?

Season 16 E 13 • 01.11.2012

After being duped by the bracelet company, Jesus seeks vengeance.

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01:40

Please Welcome A Retarded Fish
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Stan goes on the Charlie Rose show, and continues to defend his position about wearing the wristband.
01.11.2012
00:38

STANforsomething
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Stan finally does his Nike commercial.
01.11.2012
01:44

This Is An Outrage!!!
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Stan is accused of super-gluing his bracelet, and not standing his ground.
01.11.2012
01:26

A Witch Hunt
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Results conclude that Stan's bracelet was indeed cut off. Meanwhile, Kyle confronts Stan about the allegations.
01.11.2012
01:50

Maybe It's The Pee Pee Fairy
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Stan and Jesus break into the French-Swedish scientist's house.
01.11.2012
01:09

Pffftt
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Jesus and Stan hatch a plan to get people refocused on what really matters.
01.11.2012
01:32

Our Scause?
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Looking to raise awareness for their cause, Stan and Jesus visit the P.F. Pityef Bracelet factory.
01.11.2012
01:11

Belarus Bracelets
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01.11.2012
01:14

What Are YOU On?
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Jesus visits the farmers in Belarus to bring attention to their struggle.
01.11.2012
01:14

All Covered In Scauses
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The town runs out of money for their scauses.
01.11.2012
01:33

What Would Jesus Do?
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After being duped by the bracelet company, Jesus seeks vengeance.
01.11.2012
00:57

Only Causes Are Left
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Jesus reminds everyone to focus on the cause, not the scause.
01.11.2012
01:46

Warm Nuts, Sir?
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Cartman visits all the swing states and puts his election scheme into motion.
07.11.2012
01:18

So Many Questions, Kyle...
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Kyle and the police bust into Cartman's room, but find nothing.
07.11.2012
01:36

Cut the Crap, Mouse
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Cartman and Mr. Mouse reach an agreement about the missing ballots.
07.11.2012
02:22

More Tittilated Than Ever
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President Obama is officially re-elected, and Cartman lets Kyle in on his voting scam.
08.11.2012
00:50

Preased With The Election Results?
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With his re-election secured, the President is forced to make good on his promise to the Chinese.
08.11.2012
01:25

I Hate Almonds
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Kyle goes to the boys for help it seems like Butters knows more than he's willing to say.
08.11.2012
01:13

Where Are The Ballots??
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Cartman and General Tsao sit down at Red Lobster to meet with the newly elected President.
08.11.2012
01:08

R-R-RED L-L-L-
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With Butters in the hospital the boys swing by to grill him for information.
08.11.2012
02:03

Morgan Freeman?
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The boys burst in and disrupt the meeting between Cartman, General Tsao and President Obama.
08.11.2012