South Park

No Choice

Season 5 E 7 • 02.08.2001

Principal Victoria decides to start kindergarten sexual education.

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01:40

Chef's Advice
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Everything is resolved in time for Cartman to manually stimulate another dog to orgasm.
02.08.2001
02:20

Do You Touch Yourself?
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Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have sex.
02.08.2001
01:11

Red Rocket
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Cartman manually stimulates a dog to orgasm.
02.08.2001
00:51

Make His Stuff Come Out
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Stan's parents realize Stan has no idea what an orgasm is.
02.08.2001
01:01

Sex Education
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The parents of South Park demand sex education for their kids.
02.08.2001
01:10

The Man Takes His Penis ?
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Mr. Mackey can't remember how sex works because it's been too long.
02.08.2001
01:03

STD Slides
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Ms. Choksondik terrifies the girls during their first sexual education class.
02.08.2001
01:13

We Don't Want Your Aids
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The girls are scared of the boys because of sexual education class.
02.08.2001
00:53

Gladiators for Kids
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The boys go to a pharmacy to buy condoms.
02.08.2001
01:03

A Little Donut
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Butter tries on a condom to see how they work.
02.08.2001
00:43

No Choice
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Principal Victoria decides to start kindergarten sexual education.
02.08.2001
00:53

Deep Throat
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Mr. Garrison puts a condom on a dildo with his mouth.
02.08.2001
01:02

Afterbirth
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Ms. Choksondik shows the girls "The Miracle of Child Birth."
02.08.2001
01:08

AIDS
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The boys learn that AIDS isn't caused by a lack of condoms, it's caused by women.
02.08.2001
00:30

The Filthy Sanchez
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The kindergartners remember the sexual positions Mr. Garrison has taught them
02.08.2001
00:51

Just Walk Away
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The boys ride up to the girls' fortress and the sides face off.
02.08.2001
00:36

Boys Keep Out
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The boys blow up the girls' fortress.
02.08.2001
02:36

Bad Clones
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The military catches the boys, then plans to send them back to infiltrate Tynacorp.
09.08.2001
01:59

Finding What's Important
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The boys are so completely absorbed in playing Okama Gamesphere that they don't notice the shootout behind them.
09.08.2001
02:00

Funkytown
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The boys learn that getting Towelie high does not help his memory.
09.08.2001
01:10

Trash Can Gold
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Cartman finds a tampon in the bathroom trash.
09.08.2001