South Park

I Want America To Be Safe

Season 12 E 8 • 08.10.2008

Cartman learns that he would rather be Chinese than an unethical dick shooter.

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01:55

That's Just Weak
South ParkS12 E8

The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.
08.10.2008
01:01

Somebody Do Something!
South ParkS12 E8

Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.
08.10.2008
01:58

I Can't Keep Doing This
South ParkS12 E8

Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.
08.10.2008
01:34

How High Up Does This Thing Go
South ParkS12 E8

Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.
08.10.2008
01:22

Olympic Nightmare
South ParkS12 E8

The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.
08.10.2008
01:01

Poor Yoda and Short-Round
South ParkS12 E8

The nightmare is finally over, and the Boy's realize the best way to cope is to go on living.
08.10.2008
00:57

LOOK OUT INDY!
South ParkS12 E8

George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.
08.10.2008
02:00

You Don't Have To Feel Alone Anymore
South ParkS12 E8

Kyle and Officer Mitch share a cry.
08.10.2008
01:11

It's Not Where I Aimed
South ParkS12 E8

Cartman's call with the President is interrupted by Butters' wild gunplay.
08.10.2008
01:05

Everybody's Turning A Blind Eye
South ParkS12 E8

Cartman and Butters form the American Liberation Front to stop the Chinese.
08.10.2008
01:28

I Want America To Be Safe
South ParkS12 E8

Cartman learns that he would rather be Chinese than an unethical dick shooter.
08.10.2008
00:59

We All Died A Little That Day
South ParkS12 E8

Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.
08.10.2008
02:27

The Third Act Clipped Along
South ParkS12 E8

The Boys seeks legal retribution for what was done to their friend.
08.10.2008
02:05

Bing Bing Harro Prease
South ParkS12 E8

Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).
08.10.2008
01:12

It's a Guinea Saurus Rex!
South ParkS12 E11

After three days of attacks, Randy's still way too startled.
29.10.2008
01:44

Celebrate Good Obama
South ParkS12 E12

The Obama celebration turns into an all-out street party.
05.11.2008
02:32

The Greatest Thief Club In The World
South ParkS12 E12

President Obama and John McCain lay out their plans for the country.
05.11.2008
02:24

Boom Baby
South ParkS12 E12

Obama and his team of thieves pull off the greatest heist in American history.
06.11.2008
01:11

No Room In The Ark
South ParkS12 E12

McCain supporters seek refuge in Mr. Stotch's bunker.
06.11.2008
01:19

Game Over Man, Mkay
South ParkS12 E12

While Obama fans celebrate change, McCain supporters mope in disappointment.
06.11.2008
01:12

Take A Seat Over There
South ParkS12 E12

Even in the Emergency Room, there's no one there to help.
06.11.2008