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Military Failure

Season 5 E 8 • 09.08.2001

With Towelie still at large, the military decides to blow up Colorado.

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01:10

Trash Can Gold
South ParkS5 E8

Cartman finds a tampon in the bathroom trash.
09.08.2001
01:06

Meet Towelie
South ParkS5 E8

Towelie gives the boys some advice outside the toy store.
09.08.2001
01:34

Time Flies
South ParkS5 E8

The boys play video games all weekend.
09.08.2001
01:22

A Towel's Ransom
South ParkS5 E8

The military takes the Okama Gamesphere as ransom for Towelie.
09.08.2001
00:43

Towel Call
South ParkS5 E8

The boys find Towelie by talking about water.
09.08.2001
01:46

It's a Trap!
South ParkS5 E8

The boys try to exchange Towelie for their Okama Gamesphere.
09.08.2001
00:27

Towelie Merchandise
South ParkS5 E8

A Towelie merchandise commercial.
09.08.2001
01:09

Riding Towelie
South ParkS5 E8

Towelie gets high to try and remember where the base is.
09.08.2001
00:56

Mass Towelicide
South ParkS5 E8

The military travels around South Park destroying all towels.
09.08.2001
01:49

Tynacorp
South ParkS5 E8

The scientist at Tynacorp tells the boys Towelie's history, and where their Okama Gamesphere is.
09.08.2001
00:38

Military Failure
South ParkS5 E8

With Towelie still at large, the military decides to blow up Colorado.
09.08.2001
01:37

Worst Character Ever
South ParkS5 E8

The boys escape and get back to South Park alive.
09.08.2001
01:00

Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!
South ParkS5 E9

Cartman tries to avoid giving a dollar to the Afghan people.
07.11.2001
02:15

Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
South ParkS5 E9

The bomb squad comes to examine the package Stan receives from Afghanistan.
08.11.2001
01:40

Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan
South ParkS5 E9

The boys accidentally get locked on the military plane to Afghanistan.
08.11.2001
02:33

This Like East Denver
South ParkS5 E9

The boys fail to return the goat and fall into the hands of an angry Afghan mob.
08.11.2001
01:15

Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?
South ParkS5 E9

The boys remember when life used to be simple and cool.
08.11.2001
01:18

Afghan South Park
South ParkS5 E9

The Afghan versions of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny try to have fun despite frequent bombings.
08.11.2001
00:54

Towelie Ban
South ParkS5 E9

The Post Office won't fly over Afghanistan, so the boys can't mail back the goat.
08.11.2001
00:56

Oh God It Was Horrible
South ParkS5 E9

The boys deplane in Afghanistan after being trapped for twenty hours.
08.11.2001
01:16

These People Are Insane
South ParkS5 E9

The boys are held captive in Osama bin Laden's cave.
08.11.2001