South Park

Cartman's Keynote

Season 18 E 1 • 25.09.2014

Cartman holds a media event to reveal exciting new changes to the Washington Redskins organization.

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01:17

You...HATER!!
South ParkS17 E10

They boys check out the girls' new pictures, while Stan asks Wendy for an "updated" one.
12.12.2013
00:40

The New Wendy
South ParkS17 E10

Wendy finally gives in to peer pressure.
12.12.2013
00:57

You Okay, Bro?
South ParkS18 E1

Meanwhile at Stan and Kyle's start-up company, they also have disagreements about their new company's direction.
24.09.2014
00:40

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly On The Table, INC.
South ParkS18 E1

The boys settle on a start-up name, but it doesn't quite roll off the tongue.
24.09.2014
01:26

Dense Boner Forest
South ParkS18 E1

The boys brainstorm names for their new start-up company.
25.09.2014
01:32

Washington Redskins?
South ParkS18 E1

Cartman comes up with the greatest company name ever, and the boys begin to set up their corporate headquarters.
25.09.2014
00:50

Washington Redskins' Kickstarter
South ParkS18 E1

The boys' new business venture makes the news.
25.09.2014
02:24

From One Redskin to Another
South ParkS18 E1

Dan Snyder, of the Washington Redskins, visits the boys' corporate headquarters to plead with them to change their name.
25.09.2014
01:57

Pissing on Public Opinion
South ParkS18 E1

The boys become divided over the direction of their company.
25.09.2014
01:44

Goodell-Bot
South ParkS18 E1

Dan Snyder visits NFL headquarters to speak with Rodger Goodell and the other team owners.
25.09.2014
01:35

Cartman's Keynote
South ParkS18 E1

Cartman holds a media event to reveal exciting new changes to the Washington Redskins organization.
25.09.2014
01:14

The Battle of Kickstarter
South ParkS18 E1

The Washington Redskins football team descends upon Kickstarter to defend their honor.
25.09.2014
00:51

Somebody Killed Kickstarter!!
South ParkS18 E1

While celebrating Deadline Day, the boys discover Kickstarter is offline.
25.09.2014
01:25

A Merger?!
South ParkS18 E1

With Kickstarter down, the boys reconcile their differences and decide on a new direction for their company.
25.09.2014
00:57

New and Improved Logo
South ParkS18 E1

The boys hold another media event to reveal their latest improvements to the Washington Redskins.
25.09.2014
01:07

CHANGE YOUR NAME!
South ParkS18 E1

Disgusted by the horrible defeat of the Redskins at the hands of the Cowboys, an angry mob descends upon the boys' company.
25.09.2014
01:15

Gluten Free, Mkay?
South ParkS18 E2

Mr. Mackey reminds the faculty AGAIN about the benefits of his gluten free life style.
01.10.2014
01:37

Alright, Next Caller!
South ParkS18 E2

The boys go on the radio to promote their epic party honoring Scott Malkinson.
01.10.2014
02:00

Dripping in Bitches
South ParkS18 E2

After their start-up business fails, the boys return to school... only to find that everyone is pissed off at them.
02.10.2014
01:07

People Still Won't Talk to Us
South ParkS18 E2

The boys come up with a brilliant plan to win back their friends.
02.10.2014
02:02

It Will Make Your Dick Fly Off
South ParkS18 E2

The USDA's Nutrition Advisor explains exactly what gluten is.
02.10.2014