South Park

Cartman Takes a Seat

Season 11 E 8 • 03.10.2007

Chris Hansen won't let Cartman get out of being on Dateline.

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Suicide Takes Forever
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Gerald Broflovski and other homeless people invade the homeless researcher's home in a search for change. But for the researcher, there is only one painful choice to make.
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01:45

A Mercy Kill
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Glenn learns he's going to lose his home, becomes homeless zombie, and is killed by Randy Marsh.
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02:09

What's Tourette's
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Cartman finds his golden ticket, Tourette's Syndrome.
03.10.2007
01:06

Cartman's Diagnosis
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Cartman is diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.
03.10.2007
01:39

Tourette's at School
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Everyone at school is buying Cartman's fake Tourette's, except Kyle.
03.10.2007
01:02

Class Disturbance
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Cartman's Tourette's is making school even more tedious for Kyle.
03.10.2007
01:15

Forced Apology
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Kyle is forced to apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.
03.10.2007
00:59

Dateline Commercial
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Dateline NBC is going to do a special on Cartman's Tourette's.
03.10.2007
01:42

The Game is On
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Kyle can't let Cartman go on live television and say whatever he wants.
03.10.2007
02:29

Cartman Panics
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Cartman suddenly can't help what he says.
03.10.2007
01:31

Cartman Takes a Seat
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Chris Hansen won't let Cartman get out of being on Dateline.
03.10.2007
01:00

Cartman Needs a Miracle
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Cartman prays for a miracle.
03.10.2007
01:21

Kyle in Action
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Kyle and Thomas lure a pedophile to the television station.
03.10.2007
01:23

Pedophile Panic
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Dateline stops as scores of pedophiles kill themselves in the studio.
03.10.2007
00:37

Answered Prayers
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Cartman got his miracle, in the form of Kyle.
03.10.2007
02:19

Randy Takes a Crap
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After three weeks of constipation, Randy takes a huge crap.
10.10.2007
01:38

It's Otherworldly
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When his friends show some doubt about the impressiveness of his crap, Randy takes them to see it. Sharon doesn't see the big deal.
10.10.2007
00:54

Calling Guinness
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Randy tries calling the Guinness Book with his world record.
10.10.2007
01:43

Crap Verification
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After verification, Randy's crap is now the new world record holder.
10.10.2007
00:39

Bono's Broken Record
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Bono is told his crap record was beaten.
10.10.2007
01:55

Upstaged By Bono
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Bono announces he broke Randy's world record.
10.10.2007