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Abraham Lincoln

Season 11 E 14 • 15.11.2007

Abraham Lincoln tries to show Kyle the benefits of being ugly.

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01:13

Acoustic Guitar Hero
South ParkS11 E13

Mr. Kincade wants Stan to meet a possible replacement for Kyle. Thad Jarvis shows up and impresses Stan with his acoustic Guitar Hero skills.
07.11.2007
00:50

Randy Sucks!
South ParkS11 E13

Randy sneaks down in the middle of the night to play Guitar Hero. The video crowd 'boos' him back up to bed.
07.11.2007
01:43

Rock Stars
South ParkS11 E13

After breaking 100,000 points on Guitar Hero, Stan and Kyle get an agent and are signed to a record label.
07.11.2007
01:29

They've Arrived
South ParkS11 E13

Stan and Kyle go to a lavish party at their producer's mansion. They feel special being around all the local celebrities, including Jay Cutler, who sucks.
07.11.2007
01:47

Stan Hits Rock Bottom
South ParkS11 E13

Stan's supposed to break a million points for a crowd at the arcade, but he's spent the last three days abusing Heroin Hero. Too wasted to play, Stan's left alone in his own vomit being booed by the video crowd.
07.11.2007
00:36

Randy's Chasing the Dragon
South ParkS11 E13

Stan and Kyle want to play Guitar Hero, so Stan has to use tough love, and his mom, to get his father to stop using Heroin Hero.
07.11.2007
01:16

Winning Guitar Hero?
South ParkS11 E13

Stan and Kyle break one million points on Guitar Hero, but realize they accomplished nothing after a disappointing finish.
07.11.2007
00:15

No Grounding
South ParkS11 E14

Butters' parents don't have to ground him since he isn't the ugliest boy in class.
15.11.2007
01:17

Your Mother's Nose
South ParkS11 E14

Kyle tells his family about being voted ugliest boy in class. Being told he has his father's looks and his mother's nose does nothing for his confidence.
15.11.2007
02:08

The Ugly Kids
South ParkS11 E14

Feeling like an outcast at school, Kyle takes Cartman's advice and starts to hang around the other ugly kids.
15.11.2007
02:33

Abraham Lincoln
South ParkS11 E14

Kyle was thinking about burning the school down when Abraham Lincoln's ghost shows up to show him that being ugly isn't as bad as he thinks.
15.11.2007
01:03

Uncovering a Secret
South ParkS11 E14

When Wendy brings some list voting discrepancies to Rebecca's attention, Rebecca tells her to stop digging around and let it go.
15.11.2007
00:21

Kyle's School Supplies
South ParkS11 E14

Kyle checks out of True Value Hardware with enough flammable liquids to burn down something the size of his school.
15.11.2007
02:02

The Secret List
South ParkS11 E14

The girls have a secret list ranking the boys' looks from cutest to ugliest.
15.11.2007
00:48

AIDS Burger in Paradise
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The boys find out that one of their friends has a very serious illness.
12.03.2008
01:59

Real Special Little Guy
South ParkS12 E1

The boys find out that one of their friends has a very serious illness.
12.03.2008
01:35

The Italian Meatballs Are Fantastic
South ParkS12 E1

Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.
12.03.2008
01:07

We Have To See Magic Johnson
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Cartman and Kyle need to get to the city of Los Angeles ASAP.
12.03.2008
02:16

They Found A Cure For AIDS
South ParkS12 E1

Scientists discover the cure for AIDS is $180,000.
12.03.2008
00:57

Two Brave Lovers
South ParkS12 E1

Jimmy Buffet sings in celebration of Kyle and Cartman's big discovery.
12.03.2008
01:23

Britney's Had Enough
South ParkS12 E2

Realizing that she has been tricked by Stan and Kyle is the last straw for Britney.
20.03.2008