South Park

I Was Not The Bullet

Season 17 E 3 • 10.10.2013

Cartman shares his heartfelt poem with Tolkien.

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01:40

Parents Like Informative Stuff
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Stan catches his parents watching murder porn. Meanwhile, a real murder takes place in town.
03.10.2013
00:46

Our Hands Are Tied
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The kids of South Park hold a town hall meeting to discuss the influence of murder porn.
03.10.2013
02:00

The Cable Company Runaround
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Randy visits the cable company in an effort to take back control of his TV.
03.10.2013
01:31

Parental Locks Aren't Working
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The boys discover how their parents have gotten around the locks they've placed on murder porn.
03.10.2013
01:54

People Copy Everything On Cable
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The boys finally discover the culprit responsible for teaching their parents Minecraft.
03.10.2013
00:43

The President of Cable
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The President of the cable company delivers an important message about changes to programming.
03.10.2013
01:23

Black Or White, It's Alright!
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Butters and Cartman perform their original rap song at a school assembly.
09.10.2013
02:00

You're The Best, Zimmerman
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George Zimmerman is asked to serve his country.
09.10.2013
01:12

I'll Be M'kay
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Nightmares in class cause Cartman to have a sit down with Mr. Mackey.
10.10.2013
02:07

Cartman's Nightmare
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Cartman dreams that a zombie apocalypse has closed in around his family.
10.10.2013
02:03

I Was Not The Bullet
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Cartman shares his heartfelt poem with Tolkien.
10.10.2013
01:33

THE OUTBREAK'S STARTING!
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Cartman runs around his neighborhood to warn people of an impending outbreak.
10.10.2013
02:12

Outbreak of The Worst Kind
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On Cartman's plane, the contagion breaks out.
10.10.2013
00:39

Let It Go
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Mr. Mackey has a chat with Tolkien about his behavior.
10.10.2013
01:46

Looking For Patient Zero
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News of the outbreak spreads as Cartman vows to find Patient Zero.
10.10.2013
01:41

Stand My Ground?
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Cartman visits Jimbo's Gun Shop and arms himself against the outbreak.
10.10.2013
00:26

We Have To Stay Hidden
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Cartman arrives in Florida and lays out his plans to take down the other Patient Zero.
10.10.2013
01:59

He Was On My Ground
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Despite the zombie apocalypse being over, Cartman and Tolkien have one final showdown.
10.10.2013
01:16

HERE WE GO AGAIN!
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Cartman continues to have nightmares in class, leading to another talk with Mr. Mackey and Tolkien.
10.10.2013
01:51

Yes, I Was Scared!
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Poe's ghost arrives just in time to reveal the secret behind the Emo plants.
23.10.2013
01:30

What IS The Difference?
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The remaining Goths go to Child Protective Services and explain the difference between Goths and Emos.
24.10.2013