Editing Tom Vilsack (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== A former Governor of Iowa and the current Secretary of Agriculture in the [[Barack Obama]] administration, Tom Vilsack has been well-known for advocating wheat and dairy products from agricultural states like his native Iowa. When a major gluten crisis emerged in the small mountain town of South Park after a visit from [[USDA Scientist John Garner]], Vilsack convened with the other [[USDA Scientists]] to discuss how to solve the problem, testing dozens of possible diet combinations. With the guidance of [[Aunt Jemima|an ancient spirit]] and [[Eric Cartman|a nine-year-old boy]] from Colorado, they eventually discovered the solution was the opposite of the food pyramid. A job well done, Vilsack and his associates celebrate by attending a party at the [[Broflovski Residence]] featuring [[Lorde]]. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)