Editing Season Nine

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|- class="header" |
! style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;" colspan="2" | Episodes
! style="width:120px;text-align:center;"| Original Air Date
! style="width:40px;text-align:center;" | #
{{Episode list | odd = 1
| EpisodeNumber   = 126
| EpisodeNumber2  = 1
| Title           = [[Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina]]
| OriginalAirDate = Mar 9, 2005
| ShortSummary    = As Mr. garrison enjoys his new womanly attributes after his sex change, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too.
| S = 09
| E = 01
}}
{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber   = 127
| EpisodeNumber2  = 2
| Title           = [[Die Hippie, Die]]
| OriginalAirDate = Mar 16, 2005
| ShortSummary    = When hippie drum circles start popping up in people's attics and backyards the citizens of South Park have no choice but to turn to Eric Cartman for help.
| S = 09
| E = 02
}}
{{Episode list | odd = 1
| EpisodeNumber   = 128
| EpisodeNumber2  = 3
| Title           = [[Wing (episode)|Wing]]
| OriginalAirDate = Mar 23, 2005
| ShortSummary    = The boys set up a talent agency and pool all their resources and impress their first client only to have another agency steal him away.
| S = 09
| E = 03
}}
{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber   = 129
| EpisodeNumber2  = 4
| Title           = [[Best Friends Forever]]
| OriginalAirDate = Mar 30, 2005
| ShortSummary    = When Kenny meets with an unfortunate accident, Cartman lobbies to let Kenny die so he can can get what Kenny left to him in Kenny's will.
| S = 09
| E = 04
}}
{{Episode list | odd = 1
| EpisodeNumber   = 130
| EpisodeNumber2  = 5
| Title           = [[The Losing Edge]]
| OriginalAirDate = Apr 6, 2005
| ShortSummary    = The kids desperately want an end to the boring baseball season. The problem is, they keep winning.
| S = 09
| E = 05
}}
{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber   = 131
| EpisodeNumber2  = 6
| Title           = [[The Death of Eric Cartman]]
| OriginalAirDate = Apr 13, 2005
| ShortSummary    = Cartman is sure he's dead and Butters is sure that Eric Cartman's ghost is haunting him. Together they attempt to make amends to all the people Cartman has wronged over the years.
| S = 09
| E = 06
}}
{{Episode list | odd = 1
| EpisodeNumber   = 132
| EpisodeNumber2  = 7
| Title           = [[Erection Day]]
| OriginalAirDate = Apr 20, 2005
| ShortSummary    = The South Park Elementary School Talent Show is coming up and Jimmy can't wait to perform his comedy routine, but first he must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones.
| S = 09
| E = 07
}}
{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber   = 133
| EpisodeNumber2  = 8
| Title           = [[Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow]]
| OriginalAirDate = Oct 19, 2005
| ShortSummary    = A Global Warming State is Emergency is declared in South Park as the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.
| S = 09
| E = 08
}}
{{Episode list | odd = 1
| EpisodeNumber   = 134
| EpisodeNumber2  = 9
| Title           = [[Marjorine]]
| OriginalAirDate = Oct 26, 2005
| ShortSummary    = Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate a slumber party, in order to retrieve a future telling device Cartman is convinced the girls have.
| S = 09
| E = 09
}}
{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber   = 135
| EpisodeNumber2  = 10
| Title           = [[Follow That Egg]]
| OriginalAirDate = Nov 2, 2005
| ShortSummary    = In an effort to thwart her ex-lovers plans to get married, Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.
| S = 09
| E = 10
}}
{{Episode list | odd = 1
| EpisodeNumber   = 136
| EpisodeNumber2  = 11
| Title           = [[Ginger Kids (episode)|Ginger Kids]]
| OriginalAirDate = Nov 9, 2005
| ShortSummary    = After the sudden on-set of the disease Gingervitis, Cartman rallies all other ginger kids to rise up and assume their role as the master race.
| S = 09
| E = 11
}}
{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber   = 137
| EpisodeNumber2  = 12
| Title           = [[Trapped in the Closet]]
| OriginalAirDate = Nov 16, 2005
| ShortSummary    = Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out, after Stan criticizes his "talent."
| S = 09
| E = 12
}}
{{Episode list | odd = 1
| EpisodeNumber   = 138
| EpisodeNumber2  = 13
| Title           = [[Free Willzyx]]
| OriginalAirDate = Nov 30, 2005
| ShortSummary    = The boys try to rescue their new friend Willzyx, a talking space whale, from the Denver Sea Park and with the help of MASA (Mexican Aeronautica y Spacia Administracion) get him home to the moon for $200.
| S = 09
| E = 13
}}
{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber   = 139
| EpisodeNumber2  = 14
| Title           = [[Bloody Mary]]
| OriginalAirDate = Dec 7, 2005
| ShortSummary    = Stan is embarrassed when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. Randy believes that only one thing can save him from his "disease," a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary in the next town.
| S = 09
| E = 14
}}
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