Editing Secret Society of Cynics Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!{{Character_Infobox |Title=Secret Society of Cynics |Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/groups/secret-society-of-cynics.png |Gender=Multiple |Aliases=Asperger's Research Group |Religion= |Occupation= |VoicedBy=Trey Parker and Matt Stone |FirstAppearance=[[Ass Burgers]] |LastAppearance= }} ==About== While these may appear to be a group of simple but eccentric high-functioning autistic people and a [[Asperger's Researcher|helpful counseler]], they are in fact a highly-trained group of professionals who suffer from a far less popular medical disorder: Cynical Assholism. This disorder forces them to see the world as nothing but shit, but they believe their natural affliction is caused by aliens/genetically-engineered humans/robots from the future/vampires/crab people/SpaceGodzilla- whatever, fuck you! They control their complex neurological problems with Jameson's Irish Whiskey, which allows them re-enter the matr- reality. They take in [[Stan Marsh]] and try to train him to murder [[Duck President]] in hopes of getting everything back to how it was. ==Notable Members== {{Character list | Name = Asperger's Researcher | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/doctors-asbergers-researcher.png }} {{Character list | Name = Stan Marsh | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/stan-marsh.png }} ==Memorable Quotes== *"You've been told that Asperger's is real - it isn't. It's just a front that we use to STAY HIDDEN." ([[Ass Burgers]]) ==Featured Episode== *[[Ass Burgers]] (s15e08) ==Bonus Factoids== *They are parodies of the characters from ''The Matrix'' franchise, with the main Asperger's Researcher based on Morpheus. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window) Templates used on this page: Template:Character Infobox (edit) Template:Character list (edit)