Blainetologists

Blainetologists

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Gender	Multiple
Hair Color	Bald
Religion	Blainetology
Deity	David Blaine
First Appearance	Super Best Friends

About

After David Blaine's magic shows were dubbed "miracles", his devoted fans started a bona-fide religion with Blaine as their ultimate deity. The religion caught fire in the unhappy town of South Park, where followers shaved their heads, stopped associating with non-followers, paid dues and put their efforts into gaining tax-exempt status. Stan Marsh left the group and with the help of the Super Best Friends, blocked Blaine's climactic mass suicide.

Former Members

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David Blaine

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Stan Marsh

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Kyle Broflovski

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Eric Cartman

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Kenny McCormick

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Butters Stotch

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Herbert Garrison

Featured Episodes

• Super Best Friends (s05e03)

Bonus Factoids

• The Blainetologists were inspired by the Church of Scientology.
• Some fans thought Blainetology was a real religion, and Matt and Trey have mentioned the real life David Blaine told them people sometimes ask for his pamphlets after shows.