Asperger's Researcher
| Gender | Male |
| Hair Color | None/Bald |
| Occupation | Asperger's Syndrome Researcher |
| Aliases | Morpheus |
| Voiced by | Trey Parker and/or Matt Stone |
| First Appearance | Ass Burgers |
About[edit]
This man may seem like a kind-hearted psychologist who has donated his time to the study of a poorly-understood mental developmental disorder on the autism spectrum - but he is in fact, the lead resistance fighter of the Secret Society of Cynics. He is the smart man and informant to the other cynics as they try to figure out how to defeat the genetically-altered humans/robots from the future/aliens/crab people/SpaceGodzilla- whatever, fuck you. He thought Stan Marsh might be the key to their resistance movement, hoping he could help them take out Duck President with the help of Jameson Irish Whiskey.
Memorable Quotes[edit]
- "You've been told that Asperger's is real -- it ISN'T!! It's just a front that we use to STAY HIDDEN." (Ass Burgers)
- "If there was a REAL social developmental disorder, you wouldn't call it Ass Burgers! That- that's just MEAN!" (Ass Burgers)
Featured Episodes[edit]
- Ass Burgers (s15e08)
Fun Facts[edit]
- He is a homage to the character Morpheus from The Matrix films -- Morpheus also appeared in "Imaginationland Episode II" as a member of the Council of Nine.