Blainetologists
| Gender | Multiple |
| Hair Color | Bald |
| Religion | Blainetology |
| Deity | David Blaine |
| First Appearance | Super Best Friends |
About[edit]
After David Blaine's magic shows were dubbed "miracles", his devoted fans started a bona-fide religion with Blaine as their ultimate deity. The religion caught fire in the unhappy town of South Park, where followers shaved their heads, stopped associating with non-followers, paid dues and put their efforts into gaining tax-exempt status. Stan Marsh left the group and with the help of the Super Best Friends, blocked Blaine's climactic mass suicide.
Former Members[edit]
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David Blaine
David Blaine
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Kyle Broflovski
Kyle Broflovski
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Eric Cartman
Eric Cartman
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Kenny McCormick
Kenny McCormick
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Butters Stotch
Butters Stotch
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Herbert Garrison
Herbert Garrison
Featured Episodes[edit]
- Super Best Friends (s05e03)
Bonus Factoids[edit]
- The Blainetologists were inspired by the Church of Scientology.
- Some fans thought Blainetology was a real religion, and Matt and Trey have mentioned the real life David Blaine told them people sometimes ask for his pamphlets after shows.